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I just went through and read your whole legacy and it's sooo funny😂I love it!

I’m glad someone, besides myself, finally realized that I’m hilarious. :3 No but really, thank you. I’m glad you like it. You made my day. <3

I don’t even know what he’s doing.

"How in the world do you not know how to high-five properly?"

"It’s not my fault I’m short and you’re about as tall as a giant."

"Oh excuses, excuses. Whatever helps you sleep at night. I’m almost ashamed to be your son."

"I can’t reach that high" 

"Up high, mom!"

Okay, Hunter looks like his mother. He has her roundish face. 

"Lets see, I wish for alligator! A tiny alligator that will fit in the bathtub!" 

I wanna say they look alike but it’s probably just the pink hair that makes me want to say it. 

"Alright, alright, I’m sorry"

"Oh you’ll be sorry. Sorry when I get hit by a train or struck by lighting on my way to school today."

"Oh Hunter, there aren’t any trains in Sunset Valley, and it’s not even raining. You’ll be fine, now go get ready for school." 

"Just you wait, you’re gonna get a phone call for the school because I ended up choking on mashed potatoes at lunch. AND it is mashed potato day! So it could happen."

"Well I just keep my phone on then. Go get ready for school before you miss the bus."

"….How did you know?" 

"Ha! I knew it. Don’t make me laugh, I can’t smell the luckiness on it anymore."

"Luckiness? Is that want you called that nasty smell."

"Don’t patronize me, mother!" 

"Do you even know what that word means?"

"No… but that’s beside the point and I’m still mad at you."

"Mother! I know it was you. I know you washed my hat last night!"

"Hunter, I do not know what you speak of."

"Lies. Don’t lie to me woman!"